I’ve been meaning to add this here for a while. Aside from the fact it is very funny, it reminds me of the ludicrous “applications” sometimes ascribed to certain kata i.e. “Naihanchi is for fighting on the raised ground between paddy fields”.
The request of “can’t we do pointed sticks” also reminds me the martial artists who are forced to concentrate on the improbable (i.e. Oi-Zukis from 10 feet) and exclude the probable (i.e. grappling, multiple opponents, etc).
The method in which the instructor finally defends himself also has a ring of truth to it :-)
Anyhow, I hope you enjoy it and it gives you a laugh on a Monday morning!
All the best,