How to become a fake martial arts master

Sound "how to" advice! However, now that you've gone public with this information do you not fear ninja assassins in the dead of night

Yes. I am afraid...very afraid...

I had one person contact me asking if I was making fun of him..

Wallace Smedley wrote:

I had one person contact me asking if I was making fun of him..

I hope you pointed out the irony of his “confession within recognition” :-)

There’s been much positive feedback via facebook & twitter on this. Thanks for sharing it here. Very funny!

All the best,

Iain