I saw a similar thread on another forum and just thought I'd post a similar light-hearted thread for people to post funny "martial mistakes" and maybe share a few funny stories about training or something of the sort. Enjoy!
One of mine is:
At A Demo at a School, I was performing Pinan Nidan (Heian Shodan) infront of 7-11 year olds (around 100 Kids) on the final sequence I found a wet patch on the floor and ended up breakfalling instead on Knife hand Block. to which the whole audience decided that it was funny!
I rolled back up and finished the Kata. I think I gave an "excuse" as to what that it was part of the kata or something but They knew it and I knew it but I got 5 students out of the Demo!!!